Go home, 2015, you’re drunk.

Goodbye 2015! It was a big year for this blog. Before a little vacation in December, I was able to get up  a post every five days since the middle of July. This year, I plan on continuing that trend. As the great Kang once said, “As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

So anyways, in a now-annual tradition, I’ve compiled the list of my top three posts from 2015, as measured by number of page views. I’m a little late and not that into this kind of wrap-up but, hey, I’ll never pass up a good opportunity to plug some of my better material. So check these out if you haven’t already (or maybe even give them a second read):


 

Tattoo Gun

#3) A stranger’s opinions on tattoos

I was on the subway and overheard a conversation between a tattooed woman and a non-tattooed man about tattoos. This is how it went…

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Pun Control

#2) Nope? Okay.

Over the weekend I was in a couple of shows for the NYC SketchFest 2015. Saturday night I was a part of the Current Eventuals show, a show “that’s written in a week and rehearsed in a day” with “SNL-esque topical sketch comedy.” My favorite moment of the show, from a sketch called Pun Control, is available now as a Vine…

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Pen Tip

#1) Have I tipped enough?

First of all, I cannot wait for people to take this the wrong way. Even as these are my first words, I know people will take this the wrong way. I don’t care, I’m going to talk about it anyway. The following are two completely made up graphs…

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Thanks for supporting me and my blog. New stuff will be coming soon (if you’ve been paying attention, five days from now). I’ve got a story about the police, Snapchat, and more already planned.

By Matt Aromando

Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.

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