Monthly Mottos: August

August? More like Ugh-ust. (Which I’m pretty sure could be the motto on its own.)

Honestly, without context, August is a solid month. It has nice weather which in turn brings beach and vacation potential. The problem is that the idea of August reminds me that summer is almost over. After a mere thirty-one more days, it’ll be September and all the summer fun ends. Then I remind myself that it’s closer to the next year than it is the previous year (which is true for July, too, but July is too much fun to worry about it). Carpe diem, I suppose.

Anyways, here’s my motto:

“August, the end is near.”

Have a good rest of the summer!

photo credit: Prepare for the end of this world via photopin (license)

By Matt Aromando

Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.

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