March is feeling sad and needy, it needs you to comfort it:
“I’m so alone, come drink with me!”
In the United States, between President’s Day (third Monday in February) and Memorial Day (last Monday in May) there are no real holidays. It is the doldrums of time off from work. March does however have one thing going for it, March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t know many people who get this particular day off from work, which keeps it from getting “real holiday” status from me, but people sure do like their alcohol on it! Sad and devoid of any real holidays, March is where the day dedicated to drinking and decadence belongs.