Snobby people always say things like “the book was better” and “I liked their first album” as a way to sound more interesting. In recognition of that idea, here’s an idea my friend Jarrod and I have for a t-shirt (if it was the early 2000’s, it would be black with white text on it):
This isn’t the Weezer song I picked.
Hip band, wrong song. Probably anything not off the Blue Album or Pinkerton—the consensus pick for their best album—ironically not their first.
This past week I found out that I have to move in August. The apartment I’ve lived in for 3 years has been sold. I’m already stressing about the idea