Colored Growing

Over the summer, I went on a camping trip up to Maine. While I was up there we I went to a… let’s call it a lobster shack. While waiting for my lobster to be cooked, I looked as some souvenir-type stuff to pass the time and I came across this gem:
I imagine the name, Colored Growing, has to be some kind of translation problem, possibly Engrish. If that is the real name of this product then I demand and explanation! Anyways… the sample of the toy in that jar is pretty crazy (with my friend Chris’ hand for scale). It reminds me the episode of The Simpsons, Bart Sells His Soul, where Bart buys Dino Sponges to attack Lisa (sorry, I could only find the Spanish version of that clip). I can’t believe the lobster actually got that big (600% of size!).

By Matt Aromando

Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.

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