The Ice Cream That Got Showed Some Love

This is the story of the little blog post that could. Would you guess my most read blog post would be about ice cream? That post was published one year ago today, the busiest day in the history of this website. It gave me a taste of the good life, something I wrote going viral… Continue reading The Ice Cream That Got Showed Some Love

Picking on Kids

I don’t hate kids and I don’t think they’re stupid, they just don’t know very much. So my message to the children who put up this sign up in their classroom, life isn’t fair: It was hung in a preschool-looking classroom at a YMCA that is used as a practice space by adults at night.… Continue reading Picking on Kids

Gabe Kapler’s Lottery

There was a time when I used to take photos of everything and everyone. My graduation present from high school was a digital camera, back when a 4MP point-and-shoot cost $400, and I took pictures constantly. I keep meaning to get back into taking more photos, but I just can’t seem to motivate myself. Someday.… Continue reading Gabe Kapler’s Lottery

Two-Party System

I tried making this into an album cover for an imaginary [punk] band, but I hated all my ideas. Instead, here’s a photo I’m just calling, Two-Party System: Any ideas for band and/or album names for this? Let’s see them in the comments. Maybe I’ll do something fun if I get enough ideas.

Hands only, pal!

From a Starbucks bathroom (at Boston University): “HAND SINK ONLY,” an unnecessary sign if I’ve ever seen one. All this is doing is giving people ideas. No one who is already intent on washing, I dunno, their feet in this bathroom isn’t going to just because of this silly sign. Why am I assuming feet? Good question but… Continue reading Hands only, pal!