Typically a lobster is caught in a trap, then thrown into a pot of boiling water, simultaneously cooking and killing it. Well my dinner the other night was apparently in trouble with the mafia, taken out execution style with a bullet to the back of the head:
Happy summer everyone! Today is the first official day of summer and this week’s topic will be celebrating that fact (I should have made a timely topic for Flag Day too, but that’s behind us now). Today’s topic is — #bloopersinheat. Bloopers are funny mistakes and the summertime is hot, what did you think I mean? (ah, you caught me, its a double entendre) Tweet your tweets about summertime bloopers, actual bloopers in heat, or some fun combination of both. Just remember to use the hashtag #bloopersinheat
P. S. If this blog post gets retweeted by 100 or more different people over the next 24-hours, I’ll send $40(!) to whomever I think tweets the funniest tweet with the hashtag #bloopersinheat on it. Also, I’ll be retweeting my favorites and posting my own in my feed.