Tag Archives: so stupid

What is it that you mean? (Part 1)

I love words. I’m a big fan. I’m not the brightest person when it comes to using words but I’m trying to improve and find them incredibly interesting to learn about. Sometimes this is in the form of over analyzing how sentences are phrased or just looking up the definition of a word I’d never seen before. You know, learning. Subsequently, the built-in dictionary in my Kindle is my new best friend (until it gets replaced with a new cell phone come July when my contract is up) and I try hard to word things perfectly, in this blog and elsewhere.

Anyways, I was recently pointed to an interesting article, Ten Most Difficult Words to Translate. The word, ilunga, apparently tops many lists including this one. It’s defined as:

a person who is ready to forgive any abuse the first time it occurs, to tolerate it the second time, but to neither forgive nor tolerate a third offense.

That’s a good one and its specificity is what makes it so hard to translate, though I found a different favorite on that list. I’m probably biased since I perform a lot of comedy but my favorite is, jayus:

From Indonesian, meaning a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh.

This hits close to home. In fact, the reason someone suggested the list to me was because I was trying to describe a jayus to someone and struggled to put it into words. I’m sure people have laughed at me for this very reason (see: so stupid) and I know I’ve returned the favor many times.

Naming a Place for Framing

Names of framing stores (places to get pictures framed) seem so easy to make up, there is just a certain pattern to them.

Here’s a short list of ones I bet exist somewhere:
Picture This!
Frame It!
Picture Perfect!
Hang It Up!
Quality Frames
Discount Frames
The Hall of Frame (I thought I made this one up, not true)

Now for some silly ones:
Untamed Frames
Photography Cages
Wall Squares!
Four Corners for Your Photos!
4 Corners 4 Your Photos!
Glass It Up! (read: Class It Up)
ARTiculate (this one needs work)
A Better Border
Hung Like A…
A Frame That’s Got Game!

Any suggestions? Leave them in the comments section, my friends

The Comedy Studio Debut (a postmortem)

Last night I made my debut at The Comedy Studio. It went great and I was happy to see all kinds of people there for me. The crowd was really hot and I think really enjoyed my set, I even have a new slogan thanks to one audience member: “so stupid.” Well, to date I have not posted any public videos of me performing stand-up online. I had a variety of reasons for this, but I feel like the time is right to put something out there. So check it out, my seven minutes in heaven:

P. S. Credit should go partially to Josh Gondelman for my opening line about “Matt Armadillo.” He said the “that’s no one’s name” line to me once at a show.