I have a smartphone. The auto-correct feature for typing is pretty good and allows you to add words to the dictionary it might not otherwise have. As it would be, I have 217 words that I’ve added to my dictionary and most of them are pretty silly/unnecessary. Here is the third part (check out the first and second parts, if you missed them), letters P-Z, with commentary:
- Palpatine – Senator/Chancellor/Emperor from Star Wars
- peacing – How else would you leave someplace?
- peeps – My people, my people made of marshmallows
- penguins -Wait, plural for “penguin” isn’t “penguins?”
- Phillies – Philadelphia, The
- Philly – Philadelphia
- podcasts – I agree with my phone on this one, I hate this word
- probs – probably
- punkass – I can’t remember using this word but I’m happy I did
- Quaid – Was I talking about Dennis or Randy? Probs both.
- Quincy – “City of Presidents“
- rafting – Taking a flimsy boat down a river
- rapper – PaRappa?
- refreshes – Typical internet browser lingo
- retweeted – Tell me you like what I have to say
- rhinos – Careful when they charge
- RI – Rhode Island
- rizzle – real
- Rodriques – Did I spell it wrong? I still don’t know
- Roggie’s – A bar in Brighton, MA
- RSVP – short for ReSerVPation
- RT – see, retweeted
- screwy – Not quite right, maybe a kind of OJ/vodka drink
- scrobble – Last.fm does this with your music
- Sealab – 2012
- sext – Sexting, sex texting
- sexting – see, sext
- Shawn – a name
- Shins – a band
- shit – excrement
- shittiest – the most excrement
- sho – see, fo
- sign-up – Get on the list!
- slackers – People who don’t do much
- smartphones – They can’t be too self-aware…yet
- spinners – Do people still put these on their cars?
- stank – Fill a place with a smell
- steakhouse – a house, for steaks
- Stoughton – The one place I’ve appeared on television as a comedian
- sunblock – Safety first
- t-shirts – opposed to v-necks
- taco – a taco
- TBS – Turner Broadcasting Station?
- Thursdays – More than one day of thirst
- tix – Tickets…for the show
- tofu – Made up food, made up word
- told – Wait, what? I taught my phone the word “told”
- trending – …and another word I’m confident in
- Triggs – Anthony
- tripods – More than one midget…
- trippy – “cool, freaky, groovy, amazing“
- trolls – Villains of the internet
- ttyl – Talk to you later!
- Tuesdays – More than one Tuesday
- Tweetdeck – The Twitter app I use
- tweeted – The thing I did with Tweetdeck
- tweeting – The thing I do with Tweetdeck
- UCB – Upright Citizens Brigade
- UCBeast – Upright Citizens Brigade Theater East
- ur – your (for the simple minded)
- v-neck – opposed to t-shirts
- videogames – My all time favorite past time
- w/e – whatever
- WAAF – “The only station that really rocks!“
- week’s – owned by the week
- weirdo – Weirdo Al
- WFST – A radio station I (thought) made up, where “Everything is Fast!”
- whitener – For your teeth, certainly not mine
- whooped – ‘cuz Stone Cold said so!
- wildebeest – That herd of animals from The Lion King
- Wolverine – Hugh Jackman’s secret identity
- Worcester – My home town!
- WTF – What the Fun?
- WUT – WHAT?!?
- wut – what?!?
- xylophone – I had to check, but this is the correct spelling
- za – and finally, my arch nemesis.
