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Category Archives: Photos
Designer Sea Creatures, For Less!
I don’t live very far from a T. J. Maxx, so when it comes to Christmas shopping I always take a peak in to see if there is anything I can get anyone. My mom like to shop there, so … Continue reading
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Posted in Blog Posts, Photos, Shopping
Tagged art, beach bum, chocolate lover, Christmas, gifts, make a house a home, presents, shopping, starfish, T. J. Maxx
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The Island of Misfit Costumes
It’s the last 10 days before Halloween night and I’ve thought a lot about costumes. My usual choice is something weird or otherwise confusing. For example, a couple of years ago I dressed up as Slutty French Fries (pictured), a … Continue reading
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Posted in Blog Posts, Dumb Things, Holidays, Photos
Tagged cliché, confusing, costumes, Facebook, Halloween, holidays, Slutty French Fries, weird
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Picking on Kids
I don’t hate kids and I don’t think they’re stupid, they just don’t know very much. So my message to the children who put up this sign up in their classroom, life isn’t fair: It was hung in a preschool-looking … Continue reading
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Posted in Blog Posts, Photos
Tagged adults, children, fairness, honesty, Instagram, kids, naivety, photos, such is life, YMCA
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USA Defense Battery
One of my all time favorite quotes from The Simpsons, “Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.” Well, a couple of years ago I found what they were talking about… The USA Defense … Continue reading
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Tough Luck
Check out this bike scene: I walked by this little disaster the other day. What I can gather is that a car hopped a curb, smashed into a “No Stopping” sign, and managed to crush a bike with said “No … Continue reading
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Tagged Bike Scene, bikes, Cambridge, car accident, Central Square, No Stopping, photos, RIP
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Gabe Kapler’s Lottery
There was a time when I used to take photos of everything and everyone. My graduation present from high school was a digital camera, back when a 4MP point-and-shoot cost $400, and I took pictures constantly. I keep meaning to … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, college, Gabe Kapler, hitting the nail on the head, lottery, muscles, Northeastern University, photos, Red Sox, Simon Cowell
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Two-Party System
I tried making this into an album cover for an imaginary [punk] band, but I hated all my ideas. Instead, here’s a photo I’m just calling, Two-Party System: Any ideas for band and/or album names for this? Let’s see them … Continue reading
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Hands only, pal!
From a Starbucks bathroom (at Boston University): “HAND SINK ONLY,” an unnecessary sign if I’ve ever seen one. All this is doing is giving people ideas. No one who is already intent on washing, I dunno, their feet in this bathroom isn’t … Continue reading
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Tagged bathrooms, Boston University, EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS, HAND SINK ONLY, photos, signs, Starbucks
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The End
Here is the first user submitted photo for me to mock, sent in by Laura Miner: Beanie Babies were a strange fad. I think any fad that is meant for children but perpetuated more by adults is weird. Beanie Babies … Continue reading
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Is Going to the Gym Bad for Your Health?
I saw this alarming ad on the bus the other day: I was frightened. I read that sign as “And you thought two hours at the gym was good for your heart.” Emphasis on the “thought.” I guess what they … Continue reading
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Let Me Mock Your Photos
One of my favorite things to do is mock photos of things and so far I’ve taken these photos myself. Starting today, though, I will be allowing user submitted photos for me to discuss/ridicule. So please email your photos (that … Continue reading
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I Couldn’t Find Anything Good, So I Got You This
I am not the best gift buyer, despite my guide to bad gifts, but I think it’s because I scrutinize every thing I see when shopping for presents. I end up with pretty good presents but it takes me a … Continue reading
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Posted in Blog Posts, Photos, Shopping
Tagged art, bank, checking account, Christmas, gifts, make a house a home, presents, savings, shopping, T. J. Maxx, Welcome Friends
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You’d Better Bring Your Wetsuit
From Kenmore Station, an MBTA T stop, in Boston: Do you see that rather large chunk of blue? That is a river, you cannot walk in it. Okay, fine, drawing a circle is easier than drawing 70% of a circle … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston, graphic design, Kenmore, Kenmore Station, map, MBTA, photo, subway, T
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