May is the most narcissistic of all the months. It begins with one Zodiac representation—Taurus, which is already a badass bull—and ends as Gemini, two human beings, a.k.a. the apex predators. May is the most self-referential month of them all…
Category: Monthly Mottos
Monthly Mottos: December
There’s no way to know for certain which of the months is shortest but it sure feels like it might be December. Year after year, December just flies by. The month (very) unofficially begins the day after Thanksgiving, or Brick Friday as it’s known by some…
Monthly Mottos: August
August? More like Ugh-ust. (Which I’m pretty sure could be the motto on its own.) Honestly, without context, August is a solid month. It has nice weather which in turn brings beach and vacation potential. The problem is that the idea of August reminds me that summer is almost over. After a mere thirty-one more… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: August
Monthly Mottos: September
while January is the month when 95% of new year’s resolutions are given up on, September is the beginning of much more important things. My new motto for September is…
Monthly Mottos: March
In the United States, between President’s Day (third Monday in February) and Memorial Day (last Monday in May) there are no real holidays. It is the doldrums of time off from work. March does have one thing going for it though, March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t know many people who get this particular… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: March
Monthly Mottos: February
February comes and goes so fast, I’d better get this motto out before I forget: “February, look how short it is!” February is a seriously silly month. It’s ridiculous, 28 days most years and 29 every four. What is that? It’s a giant rounding error for how long it takes the Earth to move. And… Continue reading Monthly Mottos: February
Monthly Mottos: January
Do month’s need mottos? Probably not! But here’s my motto for January…