The Keyboard Writes The Email

I bet parents love tablets. Screens are such an amazing distraction. First, there was television and parents could just plop their kids in front of that and throw on a VHS of Aladdin to keep them occupied for 90 minutes. They get tired of watching movies, give them video games. TV is great. The only problem is that TV doesn’t really travel well…

Steve Gods

God and Steve Jobs are sitting on the couch, watching TV. A commercial for Aaron Sorkin’s biopic, Steve Jobs, is just finishing. God says, “Hey Steve, don’t you think this new movie portrays you a little too much like me, the literal Christian God?”