May is the most narcissistic of all the months. It begins with one Zodiac representation—Taurus, which is already a badass bull—and ends as Gemini, two human beings, a.k.a. the apex predators.
May is the most self-referential month of them all*:
I have no doubt May was the one who started saying, “April showers bring May flowers,” as a slam against all the other months (especially April).
With all that evidence in hand, I declare the motto of May to be:
All eyes on May.
*It helps that most of the months don’t work as words on their own. March is the only one with a fighting chance but how often do people outside of parades and the military even use the word March?
For the first time in my life, I was outed as having a frenemy. See, I’ve got a friend. This friend and I have a very tenuous relationship. As observant