I’m big into Mad Libs (henceforth referred to here as Matt Libs). I’m not sure why but I always have a good time with them and it’s fun to see which of your friends don’t know what an adverb is (and sometimes, more shockingly, a noun). Well I came across this Halloween WackyLib I did a few years ago with a couple of friends:
This Halloween, I tried something different. I went as a detective! Detectives are bonerific because they solve mysteries. My dad thought it was a good idea for me to take our raccoon Scooter along, because every good detective has a raccoon, he said.
Things went along smoothly until Scooter saw our neighbor’s dog and chased it up a tree. I almost dropped my candy, but luckily, Scooter doesn’t electric sliding very comicly.
We then went to postman‘s house to meet him and his little sister. I hate Trick or Treating with little sisters. They are no fun! But postman‘s dad said we had to take her along.
Well, it was a good thing I was a detective, because postman‘s little sister ran away from us and we were really scared that she was lost. Luckily, Scooter sniffed her out and brought her back to us. She had only gone across the street to see her friends. I’m such a sexy detective!