Dr. Layman or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Simplicity

From a convenience store in Manhattan:Part of me is angry for how stupid the world must be for something like this to exist. I mean, “I’ve cut myself?” I get allergy medicine or aspirin being tricky but band-aids? You’ve cut yourself and you forgot the thing you need to buy is band-aids? AHHH!

The other part of me is tired of caring about this kind of thing. If people don’t want to learn about how they are medicating themselves, then fine. I’ll be the dumb one who doesn’t accidentally take the wrong pill and find himself with millions of dollars from some ridiculous lawsuit.

By Matt Aromando

Stand-up, improv, and sketch comedian.

1 comment

  1. There should be one that says “I’m gonna get laid” and have condoms in it. But then I guess the display should say” What’s right?”

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