From a convenience store in Manhattan:Part of me is angry for how stupid the world must be for something like this to exist. I mean, “I’ve cut myself?” I get allergy medicine or aspirin being tricky but band-aids? You’ve cut yourself and you forgot the thing you need to buy is band-aids? AHHH!
The other part of me is tired of caring about this kind of thing. If people don’t want to learn about how they are medicating themselves, then fine. I’ll be the dumb one who doesn’t accidentally take the wrong pill and find himself with millions of dollars from some ridiculous lawsuit.
Some of you already know my feelings about the word za, which is of course a “real” word. This, however, is not a “real” word:
Prize Fact’ry? Come on, Fact’ry, really?