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Monthly Archives: November 2011
An Axiom of My Life
Maybe it’s my passion for word association that makes me read this in a way that says “take pictures of things and mock them” or “take pictures that make a mockery of things” but I really love this sign. It … Continue reading
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Tagged axiom, mock ups, photos, silverware factory, word association
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Justin Bieber on the Subway?
An ad on the subway in Philadelphia:What an unfortunate coincidence. I’m sure this guy worked hard to get where he is today and some 14-year-old teen heartthrob has to come along and make a mockery out of the name. Though, … Continue reading
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Tagged 14-year-old, ad, attorney, Bieber on Bieber, heartthrob, Justin Bieber, Justin M. Bieber, paternity suit, Philadelphia, photo, subway
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Teaching a Phone to Talk (Part 2)
I have a smartphone (more specifically an HTC Aria running Android Froyo). The auto-correct feature for typing is pretty good and it allows you to add words to its dictionary that it might not otherwise have. It turns out, as … Continue reading
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Posted in Words
Tagged Android, auto-correct, auto-spell, Black Eyed Peas, emo, Facebook, Firefox, fireproof, Foursquare, FTW, Han Solo, hashtag, hell, HTC, IE6, improv, Jabba the Hutt, Jeff Landry, Kevin Lyons, Matt Kona, MBTA, Oktoberfest, Reeses's Cups, Rob Mulligan, smartphone, The Miz
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Monthly Mottos: November
A slightly less cheery motto than last month but that’s just how it goes: “November, a time to be thankful—family, friends, food, and a robust immune system.” Stay tuned for part 3 of this 12 part series next month!
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Tagged family, food, friends, motto, November, robust immune system, Thanksgiving
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Dr. Layman or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Simplicity
From a convenience store in Manhattan:Part of me is angry for how stupid the world must be for something like this to exist. I mean, “I’ve cut myself?” I get allergy medicine or aspirin being tricky but band-aids? You’ve cut … Continue reading
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Posted in Podcasts
Tagged aspirin, band-aids, convenience store, lawsuit, layman, Manhattan, medicine, New York City, NYC, what's wrong?
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Subway Over the Rainbow
It’s been a while but here’s a new drawing of mine:
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Tagged drawing, funny, humor, Matt's Art, parody, pun, rainbow, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, subway
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Hack Comedy
In stand-up comedy, I strive to be as original as I can be. I’m not sure if anyone would admit to being unoriginal. Even Nickelback probably thinks they’re original at what they do, but I’ll take Modest Mouse or Brand … Continue reading
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Tagged Brand New, comedy, David Cross, hack, marriage, Modest Mouse, Nickelback, Patton Oswalt, stand-up
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Teaching a Phone to Talk (Part 1)
I have a smartphone (more specifically an HTC Aria running Android Froyo). The auto-correct feature for typing is pretty good and it allows you to add words to its dictionary that it might not otherwise have. It turns out, as … Continue reading
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Posted in Words
Tagged Allston, Android, Aromando, auto-correct, auto-spell, beastie boys, Beatnik's, Blarney Stone, bloodbath, Boba Fett, Brett, Britney Spears, broski, Catwoman, Chewbacca, Cinco, Davey America, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Dillinger Escape Plan, Doug Benson, froyo, HTC, Kevin Costner, smartphone
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The Aromando Lounge
I have an apartment, an office, a car, a tent, and a website. To this point my web site was pretty much the only thing with my name on it. This, however, is one of the last places I thought … Continue reading
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Everything’s the Best
Back in June, I was at Mottley’s Comedy Club to see Josh Gondelman. The purpose of this show was to record his first album, Everything’s The Best! which comes out today through Rooftop Comedy. I can say, first hand, that this … Continue reading
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Posted in Comedy Albums
Tagged album, Bandcamp, comedy, Everything's The Best!, iTunes, Josh Gondelman, Mottley's Comedy Club, Rooftop Comedy, stand-up
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Naming a Place for Framing
Names of framing stores (places to get pictures framed) seem so easy to make up, there is just a certain pattern to them. Here’s a short list of ones I bet exist somewhere: Picture This! Frame It! Picture Perfect! Hang … Continue reading
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Keywords: October 2011
Welcome to the second edition of my monthly keyword review! The following are some of my favorite phrases that people used to find my web site in October: bird costume – I know I mentioned it last month but far … Continue reading
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Tagged Arrested Development, bird costume, commercials, Forrest Gump, keywords, Matt's Art, October, Pop-Tarts, spooky and meatballs
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Prize Fact’ry
Some of you already know my feelings about the word za, which is of course a “real” word. This, however, is not a “real” word: Prize Fact’ry? Come on, Fact’ry, really? No room for the letter ‘O’ here but instead … Continue reading
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Tagged carnival games, contractions, Prize Fact'ry, rant, words, za
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Writin’ Down A Dream
The other day I was talking to my friend, Steve Hynes, about dreams (and neither of us were high). Steve, mentioned that he was reading a book about remembering, learning from, and controlling dreams. Now, I’m not sure what I … Continue reading
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Posted in Dreaming
Tagged Almost Famous, Brad Pitt, dreaming, dreams, Golden God, Laura Miner, NYC, remembering dreams, Steve Hynes, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
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